Taskmaster: All Words And Images Are Metaphors For The Things They Represent
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2025 1:13 am
S19 just finished, so this is absolutely the worst time to be making a thread about it, but Taskmaster is one of the funniest shows that has ever been created.
What is Taskmaster? What if you got five comedians together and told them to do a bunch of stupid bullshit for points. In many cases I can describe the task writing as "weaponized autism."
This idea actually has legs so strong that they outgrew the UK like basically immediately and have spun off like a dozen international versions, a few of them have been abject failures (US and Spain come to mind) but most of them are just plain good.
Taskmaster UK is the original, they started in 2015 and have been doing two seasons a year, so the 20th season is going to air this fall. This means alot of people have gone through this show and as a result I've gotten way into british comedy panel shows despite being american. The Taskmaster is Greg Davies, he used to be a teacher and carries some of that energy with him into his role dishing out points and grilling contestants on their baffling decisions. The TM's Assistant is Little Alex Horne, creator of the format, who hangs around with an iPad or a clipboard and says condescending things about how badly the contestants are doing and just tries his best to irritate them.
Archaeologically, this is how I group the seasons in my brain:
1-3: Ancient Taskmaster. The bones are there but they're still refining it a little.
4-9: Dave's Stride. Who's Dave? A channel on TV in the UK I think! This is where TM really broke out and became a smash hit.
10-12: Covid. The vibes for these seasons are a little strange, since there's no studio audience, but they have their charms. 10 seems to have suffered for it the most. 10 is also where they moved from Dave to Channel 4.
13-19: Modern Taskmaster. They've gotten back to it, and are continually crushing it.
BUT WAIT, there's also all that international taskmaster. There's a ton of european versions like Bast I Test (Sweden) and Suurmestari (Finland), there's a dedicated fansubbing community for the international versions, except for the one season I tried to watch of Bast I Test, where I got halfway through season 9 and then the subtitles dried up. There's even additional english versions of TM, such as...
Taskmaster US:
We don't talk about this one. One of the first international versions they ever did. It's so bad that in the final episode they gave away some of the props from the house because they knew they wouldn't get renewed. Comedy Central's executive meddling 100% ruined it. I made a big long Cohost post about it that I later ported to my blog if you wanna hear me break down why it's such a trainwreck.
Taskmaster NZ:
The first successful english language sister series. The first season is recorded during Covid so the vibes suffer a little like the UK seasons of that era do, however, the New Zealand Comedians are by and large much more chaotic. NZ2 might be my favorite season of all of them, whoever put David Correos and Guy Montgomery on the same lineup is a genius. Paul Williams, the TM Assistant for this version, has what was described to me as "insane sadboy energy." Jeremy Wells, who is the TM and dishes out the points, is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Trying to understand his scoring decision are an exercise in frustration. Best to not think about it and just let the laughs happen.
Taskmaster AU:
Australia is new, but they're (I think) attempting to do two seasons a year too. So they're catching up to New Zealand quick. Some of my favorite contestants have been on this version. The TM is Tom Gleeson and the TM's Assistant is Tom Cashman (aka Lesser Tom). Tom Gleeson loves to ridicule and Tom Cashman loves to irritate.
The UK also did Junior Taskmaster, which is contestants that are regular kids. Former contestants Rose Matafeo (9) and Mike Wozniak (11) are the TM and Assistant in this one. This version is okay but I don't know if it really has the juice... they don't want to be mean to the kids when they fuck up, and I get it, but sometimes the best thing you can do on Taskmaster is have your attempt become a trainwreck. I'm not the target audience for this anyway.
But also, I think one of the best things about this, is that they have gone out of their way to post full episodes to youtube. They're not caught up on NZ and AU on the youtube yet but UK episodes go up one day after they air on TV.
If you're looking for a taste, here's some tasks from my favorite seasons:
UK 5 - Create a watercooler moment
UK 6 - Find the link, then do it 100 times
UK 7 - Throw something over the fence and into the bin
UK 11 - Get this toilet paper as far from here as possible
UK 13 - High-five Alex third
AU 2 - Duck Duck Goose
NZ 2 - The Grape Escape which the UK then adapted in Season 14... the UK lifts alot of tasks from NZ but usually NZ does them better.
What is Taskmaster? What if you got five comedians together and told them to do a bunch of stupid bullshit for points. In many cases I can describe the task writing as "weaponized autism."
This idea actually has legs so strong that they outgrew the UK like basically immediately and have spun off like a dozen international versions, a few of them have been abject failures (US and Spain come to mind) but most of them are just plain good.
Taskmaster UK is the original, they started in 2015 and have been doing two seasons a year, so the 20th season is going to air this fall. This means alot of people have gone through this show and as a result I've gotten way into british comedy panel shows despite being american. The Taskmaster is Greg Davies, he used to be a teacher and carries some of that energy with him into his role dishing out points and grilling contestants on their baffling decisions. The TM's Assistant is Little Alex Horne, creator of the format, who hangs around with an iPad or a clipboard and says condescending things about how badly the contestants are doing and just tries his best to irritate them.
Archaeologically, this is how I group the seasons in my brain:
1-3: Ancient Taskmaster. The bones are there but they're still refining it a little.
4-9: Dave's Stride. Who's Dave? A channel on TV in the UK I think! This is where TM really broke out and became a smash hit.
10-12: Covid. The vibes for these seasons are a little strange, since there's no studio audience, but they have their charms. 10 seems to have suffered for it the most. 10 is also where they moved from Dave to Channel 4.
13-19: Modern Taskmaster. They've gotten back to it, and are continually crushing it.
BUT WAIT, there's also all that international taskmaster. There's a ton of european versions like Bast I Test (Sweden) and Suurmestari (Finland), there's a dedicated fansubbing community for the international versions, except for the one season I tried to watch of Bast I Test, where I got halfway through season 9 and then the subtitles dried up. There's even additional english versions of TM, such as...
Taskmaster US:
We don't talk about this one. One of the first international versions they ever did. It's so bad that in the final episode they gave away some of the props from the house because they knew they wouldn't get renewed. Comedy Central's executive meddling 100% ruined it. I made a big long Cohost post about it that I later ported to my blog if you wanna hear me break down why it's such a trainwreck.
Taskmaster NZ:
The first successful english language sister series. The first season is recorded during Covid so the vibes suffer a little like the UK seasons of that era do, however, the New Zealand Comedians are by and large much more chaotic. NZ2 might be my favorite season of all of them, whoever put David Correos and Guy Montgomery on the same lineup is a genius. Paul Williams, the TM Assistant for this version, has what was described to me as "insane sadboy energy." Jeremy Wells, who is the TM and dishes out the points, is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Trying to understand his scoring decision are an exercise in frustration. Best to not think about it and just let the laughs happen.
Taskmaster AU:
Australia is new, but they're (I think) attempting to do two seasons a year too. So they're catching up to New Zealand quick. Some of my favorite contestants have been on this version. The TM is Tom Gleeson and the TM's Assistant is Tom Cashman (aka Lesser Tom). Tom Gleeson loves to ridicule and Tom Cashman loves to irritate.
The UK also did Junior Taskmaster, which is contestants that are regular kids. Former contestants Rose Matafeo (9) and Mike Wozniak (11) are the TM and Assistant in this one. This version is okay but I don't know if it really has the juice... they don't want to be mean to the kids when they fuck up, and I get it, but sometimes the best thing you can do on Taskmaster is have your attempt become a trainwreck. I'm not the target audience for this anyway.
But also, I think one of the best things about this, is that they have gone out of their way to post full episodes to youtube. They're not caught up on NZ and AU on the youtube yet but UK episodes go up one day after they air on TV.
If you're looking for a taste, here's some tasks from my favorite seasons:
UK 5 - Create a watercooler moment
UK 6 - Find the link, then do it 100 times
UK 7 - Throw something over the fence and into the bin
UK 11 - Get this toilet paper as far from here as possible
UK 13 - High-five Alex third
AU 2 - Duck Duck Goose
NZ 2 - The Grape Escape which the UK then adapted in Season 14... the UK lifts alot of tasks from NZ but usually NZ does them better.